The Memorial

Friday, March 31, 2006

Its a Girl's Way !!

I think this message is worth posting.

All of us know, well, including girls, that "Girls" behave in the most enigmatic manners that any sane guy will find it difficult to determine; and even the sane girls. :D Even after u read the books like "Men are from mars..." by john gray, How to impress girls, body language, mood swings, Personality develoment, what girl wants, etc etc, still u can never impress her, can never convince her on certain things, and then, on all things... Its next to impossible to understand them.

So on the behalf of guys, for the girls (no pun intended :D)

If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.

If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, she says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.

If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u. (very true hmm?)

If u don't make love with her, she says! u don't Love her;
If u do!! she says u are CHEAP.

If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.

If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so!!

If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;
If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY.

If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man!! (ahem!!)

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying.
If you don't, you are good for nothing!!

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp.
If you don't, you are not understanding!!

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring.
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing!!

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy.
If you don't, you are a dull boy.

If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her!!

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her.
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her!!

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait.
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way!!

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural,we are girls".

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold.
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage!!

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics.
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction!

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting.
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring!! (hmmm!!)

If you talk, she wants you to listen.
If you listen, she wants you to talk!!!!!

and if the all above was not enough...

If u tell this to girls, they will swear that it's not true...
but if u don't, they say u are selfish !!

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Banungi main....Miss India !!

Awwh man!! India india india... I'm just wondering whether there's a problem with people's taste or my view of life. Ok, ok, i wont start again. Lets come to the topic directly...

Miss India 2006

yuck!! Have u seen those Newly selected miss India threesome! They look awful. Just have a look..

Awful Miss India 2006

Look at her jaw bone and smile . Look at her face. Doest it remind you of Malnourished African Negress. By using so much of cosmetics, she has already destroyed her sober girlish look. she looks like witch.

Ok fine, i agree she got immense brains (nuts) but is this the only criterion for selecting Miss India 2006. Where's the beauty man!! Last time it was bad, this time its worse and i pray that god forbids the worst forever.

So ... so what? Aint there any other good looking gals around which those dummy selectors could have put on for Miss India 2006. They really really have very bad taste.

Without a single doubt or second thought, We all guys (ya, only guys are interested) can compromise a bit on intelligence and spontaneity if the gal is beautiful. I would rather like to have a little dumb beautiful galfren than that Michael jackson alterego to hang out.

But why i m worried? But then, why shouldnt i? After all, (Many) Indian women are among the most beautiful creatures on earth and we dummy people dont know how to show it to the world! Shame on us!! (err, well exceptions are there, but why the hell we select only exceptions!!)

All of the foreigner readers should come to India and see the real beauty, intelligence, bravery of indian women which are still veiled from the world..

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Happy Holi

Dear Readers,

Wish u a very Happy and Joyous Holi...

Keep Smiling


Thursday, March 09, 2006

Things i dont Like

Ohh, Now since u people know that i'm trying hard to find good things in people and surrounding, please allow me for once to tell u, (anyways, u dont have any other option) the things i simply DONT LIKE. (ahhh, thank god, i avoided the word HATE)

1. Amway.. Well, i dont like the kind of marketing these guys do... just for the sake of money.. well, i may not have sufficent reasons to support each and everything u just take it as it is.. that i simply dont like it.

2. I dont like girls with long nails and those who wear kind of showy/revealing clothes..hmmmm..okkk fine, unless they opt me to hang out with.. and so on.. Well, to add on it..i do like simple and sober girls...(criteria, still lies with me)

3.All kinds of Guruji and their related stuffs..somehow all the gurus and their followers, actually failed to convince me about Guru-mahima... yaar, i simply dont believe in them... all of them look to me scoundrels eating away ppl's brain and MONEY...doing a kind of mass hypnotism on poor foolish people. haaaa..cant help it out...!! kitne ki seva lagai aapne? (I m talking about money..guys!!, cant u understand?)

4.Garbage throwers--ya, For what F**k, they educated themselves if they cant throw the garbage in the dustbin..or atleast put in in their pocket, if its not around... People, plz learn to keep city clean...!@~!@#%#$@$@

5.Newly added to list is---> Regional proponents... i dont want to give any explicit explanantions for this. Just bash these regional parties and bang these regional leaders and all the things will be alright... haa..even i have become kind of regional in nature.. haaaaa.. i never found such kind of hatred among haryanavis,UP, bihari, Himachalis, Delhites as i m finding here among kannadigas, telgus(bit tolerant), tamilian and malyalis(some malyalies are really good, i must agree this)..ppl plz be tolerant towards each other...Calling a kannadiga as madrasi is seriously not a big "gaali".. plz accept it and be happy!

List may continue... make it as part 1 for the time being (^_*)

I'm a disagreeable person(critic)

I dont understand my nature. Probably i'm too complex as a person to be understood by myself, leave alone the others.
I'm a big time critic and rarely appreciate other persons work.. (@_@) Probably a kind of dissatisfaction lies within me or what..? Dont know.. Or probably because of this competitive world, i've emerged as person who just knows how to argue, argue and argue! Par is duinya main mere bhi baap baite hue hai.. The fact was confirmed when i found a guy who just never listens to u and keep on disparaging ur ability as a professional, a knowledge seeker and even as a person..! huh! Then i was like, "i m totally pissed off with this person, and i simply dont want to work with him.." But then sometimes u need to be patient...Gosh, i m complaining by nature also...

Sometimes i wonder, Is there any thing good in me!!

Well, Probably i'm fishing here for the sympathy or a kind of "fake praises" only.. hmmm.. confused? naah.. May be i m not enough confident about my self..or may be just over-confident about myself and about all things..haaaa, i need to manage and see the things properly, before i lash out at anyone...

yes, i read a lot of good things but i think i fail to follow on most of the things... huh, lastly, now i've decided that...
"Let other people be right most of the times"..

I pray god to give me strength, brain and patience to achieve so...

Amen!! (-_-)

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Latest Terrorist Threat

Bird Flu has really hit the "Chicken Market" .... and its quite observable in India..

Hey, Did i forget to mention about Pakistan..naah.. Picture tells it All..!!