Nishu

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Friday, March 31, 2006

Its a Girl's Way !!


I think this message is worth posting.

All of us know, well, including girls, that "Girls" behave in the most enigmatic manners that any sane guy will find it difficult to determine; and even the sane girls. :D Even after u read the books like "Men are from mars..." by john gray, How to impress girls, body language, mood swings, Personality develoment, what girl wants, etc etc, still u can never impress her, can never convince her on certain things, and then, on all things... Its next to impossible to understand them.

So on the behalf of guys, for the girls (no pun intended :D)

If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.

If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, she says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.

If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u. (very true hmm?)

If u don't make love with her, she says! u don't Love her;
If u do!! she says u are CHEAP.

If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.

If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so!!

If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;
If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY.

If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man!! (ahem!!)

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying.
If you don't, you are good for nothing!!

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp.
If you don't, you are not understanding!!

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring.
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing!!

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy.
If you don't, you are a dull boy.

If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her!!

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her.
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her!!

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait.
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way!!

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural,we are girls".

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold.
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage!!

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics.
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction!

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting.
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring!! (hmmm!!)

If you talk, she wants you to listen.
If you listen, she wants you to talk!!!!!

and if the all above was not enough...

If u tell this to girls, they will swear that it's not true...
but if u don't, they say u are selfish !!

10 Comments:

  • At 4/03/2006 05:12:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Ha Ha!Yeah, a woman can be a huge bundle of contradictions sometimes....

     
  • At 4/03/2006 08:51:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    greatest mystry of mankind..wat on earth goes thru a woman's mind :)

     
  • At 4/05/2006 02:49:00 AM, Blogger Khushi said…

    he he
    who can fathom the feminine mind :D

     
  • At 4/05/2006 10:12:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Set this question if you want even the most intelligent human on the face of this earth fail miserably in an exam:


    "What do women want?"

    keep posting!

     
  • At 4/06/2006 02:31:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You took off the dress thingie? Geez.. U shouldn't have done that.. it was indeed true you know :P

     
  • At 4/07/2006 01:20:00 AM, Blogger Nishu said…

    I do know. But that wasnt the thing i want to convey.

    It was steath proposition!!

     
  • At 4/07/2006 11:46:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    thats women for u pal.. "eccentric curves.."

     
  • At 4/09/2006 07:35:00 AM, Blogger D said…

    Nishu sir'.....we both wrote on the same themes somewhat....great analysis!

     
  • At 5/26/2006 10:16:00 PM, Blogger pradiip said…

    I bet these are the correct things .. :)

     
  • At 6/24/2006 07:22:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    hi nishu...as i emailed to u in mouthshut..i found sum of ur blogs very interesting..n out of them this is really touching..i tremendously agree with u in that 'The stare'...but this one i felt like answering u .
    well god created both the genders with many differences, physically and mentally..and with some similarities too ...And its logic in all of us i mean in humans to criticise the opposite sex.sumtimes by hatred,fun or in a sense of gud humour. well all these points u mentioned in this blog abt women or gals i feel it may be tru or virtually tru but the twist is the same can be applied to the males.It may be hard to understand a women so is a man..thats human logic..gals are full of controvery ,bt man cannot be reprehend from these same oddities.Its not the gender ..male or female that counts its human brain ,life style and attidutes taht makes a person possible or impossible.I dont mean to judge for women bt i here by wanted to let u know ..if it was in the book the author is quite disloyal to the womenhood ,as in my conscience they are common to both genders.Spcly the facts involving love n sex lol..ciao demy

     

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