Nishu

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Monday, February 27, 2006

Those were the days....

When i was really upset because of segregation from the "main stream group" of MALAYALEES and their step-behaviour towards me in my dept. Infact, i was the only north-indian guy there.

Anyways, that is over with the change of company but whenever i remember it, it still hurts. Today, when i talked to my old friend in that company, who was installed in place of me ("damn it! i dont have good vocab (@_@)") .... he is also facing the same problem of hatred and cunningness... Bechara, maara gaya..!!

And now he's planning to leave the company soon for the sake of his well-being (-_-)!

This post is dedicated to all those MALAYALEES and those kind of related regional groups which i found in my journey of life... (A modified fwd msg)

MALAYALEE JOKES:
What do you call an amazing Malayalee? -Pheno Menon.
What do you call a dashing Malayalee? - Debo Nair.
What do you call a Malayalee drunkard? - Kutty Sark.

Why do they require 5 people for a Malayalee funeral?
Four to carry the coffin and one person to carry the two-in-one.

TAMIL JOKES
Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Comepalakrishnan.
What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy ?
Subramanium Didn't See Me.

How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
Ready....Steady.....PO

What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
Rangamannar Rangarajan.
How does a Tamilian introduce the tennis superstar Lendl?
ivan Lendl (Ivan is 'he' in Tamil).
What is the Tamil name for the tallest building in Japan ?
Nikkumo Nikkado (Will it or wont it stand?)

BENGALI JOKES:
An angry Bengali letter? -Chitti-chitti Bong Bong
A talkative Bengali? -Bulbul Chatterjee
An outlawed Bengali? -Kanoon Banerjee
An enlightened Bengali? -Jyoti Basu
A Bengali who works? -A work of fiction
A stupid Bengali girl? -Balika Buddhu

A Bengali marriage? -Bedding

A mad Bengali? -In Sen (insane)
A dark Bengali who lives in a cave? -Kalidas Guha
A Bengali mobster? -Robin Ganguli
A perfumed Bengali? -Chandan Dass
A Bengali goldsmith? -Shonar Bongla

What s bigger than the state of Bengal? -The Bay of Bengal
What's bigger than the Bay of Bengal? - The Bengali Ego

Why was the Bengali fired from being salesman at Raymond's retails store?
-Everytime someone asked him what the material was,
he replied "Terrybool".

When does a Bengali sound like a dog?
-When he says Bow (wow), Also when he bharks (works).

(^_^)

5 Comments:

  • At 2/28/2006 10:29:00 PM, Blogger gaurav said…

    Brilliant!!! I almost fell of my chair laughing!!!

     
  • At 3/07/2006 02:11:00 AM, Blogger vandy said…

    ready steady...PO!! hahahahahah very funny.

     
  • At 3/13/2006 05:54:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    nice one man, thoroughly enjoyed it, especially the 5 guys in a funeral...gud assortment. hey, if u want one-liners, come to pickme.rediffblogs.com

     
  • At 4/17/2006 03:34:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    now dat u've added that ppl were biased towards u, thats reaaly sad to kno, coz its d same country, y dun they understand, isint it sick? i've heard more horrid tales like this, and feel really bad...

     
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